ADDED: paulxmartin.

REPLACED: oh_aaron to aaron_carter_ (I can't believe we hadn't done that yet), benji_boy with benjixmadden, joel_the_thug with joelxmadden, billy_27 with billyxmartin, c_kreviazuk to chantal_k.

DELETES: a_m_band, billie_joe_a, chino_moreno, craig_david, bundchen

Nov 9, 2002

ADDED: tanithbelbin, seth__green, chris_r_walken, mygirl_anna, denis_leary, gabriel_byrne, the_liza_factor, jackass_steve_o, bobby_trendy, agnes_bruckner, emily_vancamp, marcie_bolen, suvari_mena, kyle_carlson, lane_carlson, alicia_witt, dolf_de_datsun, jl_okeefe, seann_william, gregory_smith, selma__blair, moniquepowell, georgelucas, kirsten__storms, jamiekennedy_, kayhanley, ljmadeleine, amber_tamblyn, lesliebibb, connickjr, joshxmadden, e_shue, katie_price, mcgowan, maury_p, paul_rudd, tift, _mana_,duncan_james, r_adams,evil_jared, meredithbrooks, dmatthews, adrian_cof, i_bificus, usher__raymond, judita_w, josh_partington, william_tell, bledel, tim_a, brody_a, j_rhys_davies, samantha_m, sanoe_lake, scottrusso, jessica_garlick, rosie_ribbons, gifted_idiot, chippen_dale, spiritual_guru, juskasalminen, al_bucksatan

REPLACED: e_norton to ed_norton, mena_s to suvari_mena, seannscott to seann_william, selmablair to selma__blair, difranco to ani__difranco, d_matthews to dmatthews, b_naked to i_bificus, gwen_stefani to gwen_s

Oct. 15, 2002 - second update

ADDED: blucas, jay_hernandez, rashida_jones, schuyler_fisk, mikemyers, sanaa_lathan, debra_jo_rupp, melissajoanhart, k_davis, luetgert, drea_de_matteo, jim_carrey, g_vaughan, jet_li, saradowning, jamielynn_s, sandra_bernhard, benfoster, miss_keiko, jacob_young, j_mcintyre, pellealmqvist, r_thomas, jessicka_f, whitney_houston, little_t, t_mcgraw, k_chesney, timskold, clutch_, natashahamilton, murf_karges, dorianheartsong, nick_giggler, xspiderx, bosworth, joshua_schmitt, ashley_olsen_

REPLACED: talenaatfield with x_talena_x, michelles_lake with chelle_williams, _mena_suvari with mena_s, goatpunishment with rivers_c, jeff_timmons with j_timmons

Oct. 15, 2002

Removed: Cher, Lenny Kravitz, Ben Stiller, Elton John, Rosario Dawson, Corey from Slipknot.
Replaced damon_albarn with damon__albarn, m_k_olsen with m_kate_olsen, riley_s with riley__smith, jon_jackson with jj_jackson.
Additions included, but were not limited to, alison_lohman, beck_hansen, dita_von_teese, gary___coleman, hershlag, jennifer_kirk, gwendalpeizerat, odedfehr, v_lengies and willie_wilcox.

Oct. 3, 2002

Added: various.

Removed: Aaron Kamin, Sarah Chalke, Clare Kramer, emma_c, Amanda Stott, Taryn Manning. Changed c_nicholls to craig_nicholls and jennajameson to j_jameson and shane_west to shane__west.

Sept. 30, 2002

Added: Adam Grenier, Ashanti, Baz Luhrmann, Brad Delson, Brittany Snow, Brittin Karrol, Bryan McFadden, Chris Affleck, Chris Badano, D'arcy Wretzky, David Spade, Debra Wilson, Dominic Monaghan, Dorothea Bongiovi, Gabrielle Union, Gackt, Howie Day, James Marsden, Jessica Harp, Jonathan Houseman Davis, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Joseph McGinty Nichol, Josie Maran, Joy Williams, Kian Egan, Kim Delaney, Liam Gallagher, Lil Fizz, Lorna Bean, Mark Feehily, Michael Jordan, Natalie Halo from Halo Friendlies, Nick (Justin's cousin), Nicky Byrne, Noah Wyle, Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice), Ron Eldard, Ryan Bradley, Shane Filan, Tamyra Gray, Tina Fey, Travis Fimmel, Viggo Mortensen, Will Kemp, Zooey Deschanel

Sept. 17, 2002

Added: zoe_birkett, mikal_dewolf, deb_gibson, lisa_marsden, kip_pardue, c_blanchett, jenconnelly, sherylcrow, mikemalinin, bryan__spears, l_spears, mirror_reflex, c_kreviazuk, c_parker,

Corrected journals for: Kieran Culkin, Lacey Chabert, Kelly Shaddix, Katie Holmes, Robert Smith, Penelope Cruz, Andrew McMahon

Sept. 15, 2002

Ayumi is back. chris_cornell is now chris__cornell, which I can't believe I hadn't changed yet. New deletes: adam_blake, alex_band (replaced with a_m_band), rebelash (Ashley from Dream), _bjork_, bradford_delson, chaz_bennington, vedder (now eddie_vedder), jen_johnson, joe_hahn, liamgallagher (again).

Also deleted: Cole Hauser, Dweezil Zappa, Dan Miller, Howie Day, Guy Ritchie, Farah Fath, selma_blair (replaced with selmablair), Seth Green, Shane West

New ones: numerous.

Aug. 15, 2002

Deletes: ayumi_h, busyphilipps, chinomoreno, jason_wade, t_reid (replaced with tara__reid). justin_l_o_n_g undeleted.

Aug. 8, 2002

Deletes: charlizetheron, brandon_boyd (replaced with bb_incubus), chris_rankin, c_applegate, emma_c (replaced with emma_caulfield), g_ribisi, jodi_lyn, juliettelewis, justin_l_o_n_g, j_piven, kerr_smith (again), lila_mccann, marieh_delfino (replaced with m_delfino), marty_kudelka, matthew_good, rcrowe (replaced with russell_crowe), selma_blair.

Aug. 3, 2002

Deletes: chi_cheng, dante_thomas, greig_nori, jamesiha (replaced with j_iha), jo_omeara (replaced with jo_sclub), nick_hexum (replaced with n_hexum), sean_w, stephen_patrick, timmahoney, brad_renfro, ed_burns, david_lynch.

July 7, 2002

No updates to this page lately. It's just too much to keep straight.

June 16, 2002
Sorry it took me awhile to get to this. There were some other distractions happening around here and in my life. So, on with the half-assed, not-even-close-to-comprehensive news.

Recent deletes: Chris Carraba, Dexter Holland, Invader Zim (who wasn't on the list anyway), Jaime Pressly, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Liam Gallagher, Marieh Delfino, Boy George, Ben Stiller, David Letterman, Denise Richards (again), Eddie Furlong, Jessica Alba, Meriah Delfino, Matthew McConaughey and Kevin Spacey.

Additions: Too numerous to mention. Jhonen Vasquez undeleted, as did Kerr Smith and Rachel Stevens.

Currently up for adoption at Faker Adoptions: Lee Lee Sobieski, Claire Danes, Neve Campbell, Little T, Kate Beckinsale, Jamie King, Jenna Elfman and (still) Rory Cochrane.

Mila Kunis is now kunis and Iam Somerhalder is now Ian Somerhalder.

This is a period of really high turnover right now, and of people deleting and undeleting, and I've had a hard time keeping up. Sorry about this.

June 2, 2002
Recent deletes: Adam Sandler, Jamie Hewlett, Liam Gallagher, Jhonen Vasquez, Jim Adkins, Fred Durst, Kevin Smith, Dexter Holland, Nicole Appleton, Justine Frischmann, Rachel Stevens, Kerr Smith, Carmen Lee, Catherine Zeta Jones, Chad Michael, Joseph Fiennes, Jen Hagio, Jane Oliver, Rachel Charm, Alan Martin. (These weren't all in a span of few days, it's just been awhile since they've been checked.)

New additions: Uma Thurman, Craig David, Jennifer Tilly, Jack Nicholson and many, many more.

Currently up for adoption at Faker Adoptions: Erik Estrada, Bif Naked, Nick Hexum, Brittany Murphy, Brendan Fraser, Paul Walker, Christina Ricci, James Earl Jones, Hailie Mathers, Rory Cochrane, Kevin Spacey, Paul Cattermole, Tiff Thiessen, Brian Krause, Zach Lind, Dave Rowntree and Ed Burns.

Mucho help was provided this time around by the brand new Wiley Wiggens.

May 22, 2002
Who's coming (very incomplete list): Barry Watson has undeleted, new Eddie Furlong, new Eminem, new Fairuza Balk (yes!), numerous new journals. It appears we're in the midst of a model boom.

Journals currently up for adoption at faker_adoptions: Rory Cochrane, Paul Cattermole, Kevin Spacey, Dave Rowntree from Blur, Michael Jackson, Russell Crowe.

Robbie Williams deleted.

See if you can follow this: Billie Jo Armstrong deleted, so a new one came, then the old one undeleted and now there are two. Erik Estrada and Liv Tyler appear to be active again. There are two Kate Hudsons and I don't know what the hell is going on there. I don't know if Chris Rankin is still up for adoption but if he is, someone please adopt the boy because he seems adament.

Basically, I have no idea what's going on at any point in time.

May 3, 2002
Who's coming:

Courtesy of Ben Affleck, people who were previously unlisted:
James Franco (james_franco)
Jenna Elfman (jenna_elfman)
Jennie Garth (jennie_garth)
John Cusack (johncusack)
Larisa Oleynik (larisa_oleynik)
Penelope Cruz (penelopecruz)
Tobey Maguire (tobey_maguire)
Ani Difranco (difranco)
PJ Harvey (pollyjeanharvey)
Avril Lavigne (lavigne)
Gavin Rossdale
Janeane Garafalo
Alicia Silverstone (alicia_s)
Asia Argento (asia_argento)
Anna Paquin (anna_paquin)
Christian Bale (c_bale)
Christina Applegate (c_applegate)
Catherine Zeta Jones (czeta_jones)
Paul Gross (golden_boy)

Also added two members of HIM, two members of REM and just a whole shitload of people. I didn't keep track. New Charisma Carpenter, Angelina Jolie and Jeff Timmons.

Who's going:

Up for adoption: Ali Larter (and Ben adds, "if someone bad gets her there will be death by forking!"), Kerr Smith (again) and Colin Farrell, who I hadn't added to the list yet anyway, as well as Shannen Doherty. Jon Lee was but isn't anymore. Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

Dead or almost but not quite: Eddie Furlong, Robbie Williams, Vanessa Kelly

I take it back. There is no James Hetfield.

April 22, 2002
Who's coming: Samantha Bennington is sammy_b, not samantha_b. There is a new James Hetfield at jaymz_hetfield.

Kerr Smith and Charley Speed have undeleted and there is a brand new Brittany Murphy. Claire Danes, Trevor Penick and Mariah Carey have been adopted and Orlando Bloom is back.

Who's going: Seth Green and Shelli Lynn have announced their retirement, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, Erik Estrada and Chris Rankin are up for adoption.

New deletes: Eminem, Billie Jo Armstrong, Nicole Scherzinger, Tom DeLonge, Brian Bell, Leslie Bibb, Shannen Doherty, Riley Smith

April 10, 2002
Recent deletions from MBP because of three months of inactivity: Momma Bass, Justin Jeffre, Wills and Dan Miller.

New deletes: Kerr Smith, Dweezil Zappa

Recent journals up for adoption at faker_adoptions (go there to see the postings): Sean Astin, Claire Danes, Trevor Penick, Kylie Minogue, Jose Pasillas, Devon Sawa, Mariah Carey.

I have been informed by both Thom Yorkes that for the purposes of the community and any sort of public inclusion, thomyorke is the official Thom Yorke. The list has been changed accordingly. It has also been changed to reflect goatpunishment as Rivers Cuomo from Weezer, joshuajackson as Joshua Jackson and paul_walker as Paul Walker. There is also a new Alyssa Milano at alyssamilano.

March 31, 2002
The official Tori Amos is call_me_tori and the official Rufus Wainright is fab_boy. The list has been changed accordingly. Also up for adoption is Melissa Shipman, Tony Lucca's manager, although the real Melissa isn't Tony Lucca's manager anymore so I don't know if anyone will still want her.

New delete: Barry Watson

March 24, 2002
New deletes: Alyssa Milano, Scott Speedman, Lou Pearlman, Lisa Loeb, Heather Graham, Heath Ledger. For a list of journals being given away (and if you want one that someone is giving away), please visit the Faker Adoptions community.